Wow. I thought I'd have some free time after I sent the files of the calendar out, but turns out I had lots more work to do. After seeing the printed proof, I decided to redo a lot. I added more geek dates, events, holidays and I cleaned up the pictures a bit more. I also started working on the new FanVixens website, which should be up soon, and I changed a bunch of stuff to my other site. It's crazy because I can be so indecisive at times, it just take me forever to finish my own projects.  Also, last Tuesday I was busy doing a video shoot for Hankook Tires, Rockstar energy drinks, and Gruppe S Motorsports. I have some cool shots from that day, that I'll post when I have more time. I just have no time to really relax, esp with the San Diego Comic con coming up. I still have to go to hollywood and have some costumes made and shit.I decided to just post the photos I took at EDC, just to keep this blog somewhat active.EDC was fucking awesome. It's a bit crowded and crazy, but I actually had lots of fun.Day 1Okay, so I was a bit nervous to do this in public, after an illfated incident at Disneyland a few years back, but hell, we were at EDC, we had the goods, and Six was having such an awesome time, we all decided to partake. Umm...yeah. All I have to say, best fucking idea ever. Laughing for 3 hours straight at everyone in this bizarre land couldn't be bad for anyone. Isn't laughter chicken soup for the soul or do I have my phrases mixed up? Anyhow, one of the best times I've had partying-evar!^Broseph, Lin, muah, and my sister (Fruit-stripe zebra- does anyone remember that gum?)^Six confused, but having a blast. We were jealous till we joined him.Me, Barb, Lil sis Ranila, fruitstripezebra... I'm rocking the gloves I got from my Pink Kitty. I had a blast pointing and shooting people all night with my bright yellow fingers. It's amazing what a hot big-titted feline can get away with at such venues. Everyone responded quite well to me pretending to blow their brains out, and let me tell you, I was not discrete  about it in the least. Pshoom pshoomm errbody's gon die. pshoom pshoom= laser sounds. "There's only one way outta here," I'd proclaim, "in a body bag." They smile at me coyly or express how I looked like an awesome super hero. Yeah, a superhero that just shot you between the eyes. I even got away with doin it to the cops, which was a dumb move on my part, but at a crazy drugged filled event, I'm sure they had much bigger fish to fry.2 beautiful asses. yes, i'm a jackass.shitty pic of crowds and fireworks. Procameras were not allowed. all those people, it was even worse the next day.Mardi gras fun house mirrors. doesn't look quite as distorted as I remembered...We laughed all the way home then rested up for day2.Day 2So what can I say? I actually have to admit that day1 at EDC was far better for me. Lesson learned I guess. Day 2 wasn't bad, it just wasn't as good as day 1.^Superhero outfit 2. I loved these heart stockings that I got in italy. I wish I would've bought more.The crew. =)In line to go on the Zipper. This cute lil filipina wanted to take pics with us. =) Okay this was when things started to suck for me. Well, while I was in the zipper my friend decided he wanted something from my purse. Then the ride starts and all my shit starts flying out everywhere! I was fucking pissed. Lost my ID, found my brand new Nars lipgloss annihilated, lost my lipliner, some $, the only thing i found in tact was my cheap halfempty carmex. =(some weirdo getting in a sister picin line for our last ride. forgot the name, but it was fun.We danced til closing then decided to go to an afterparty, which probably wasn't the best idea. We were there til around 10am, I felt like a crackhead.Then the after party after the afterparty.Umm the 2nd time I felt like I was near death. (the first being new year '09) I woke up on the wood floors unable to move for about 20 min. Then went home and felt utterly sick for the next few days. Hellova party for sure. Bi-yearly. we go crazy then learn our lesson. haha.

So I pretty much finished it. Hours and hours of creating my new baby and she's finally all put together.13 months, 15 babes, 1 fucking awesome calendar.Featuring:Vima, Mika Casimir, Autumn, Jordan, Boogie, Ambrielle, Leanne Bell, Sonia, Laura, Ranila Miyu, Elyssa, Angel, Ave Rose, Brenda, and of course your favorite supervillain. =PHere's the front and back cover.There are two hot images for each month. Can't wait to see it printed. =) I still might move some of the titles around and a bit more text. Also there will be a barcode somewhere on the back. So these are updated. I added the barcode and logos to the back and I didn't realize that the original said 16 babes, but there are 15. =P haha. so much work. You go over things so many times, simple mistakes get overlooked...Woohoo!! K. Time for bed. I feel like a zombie. I very proud zombie.Sending the ftp files tomorrow.**Thanks for all the love. I'm so backed up, and I'd love to write back to everyone, but I'm still so busy. I have to get comic con costumes together, for myself and some of my models. Also, I will be planning a calendar release party and lots of other fun stuff. When things get settled, I'll start blogging more and interacting with all of you like I used to. =) xoxo

So I'm back from my awesome trip to Italy and Amsterdam. The food was absolutely amazing. The sights were beautiful. It was an extremely memorable and wonderful holiday. I gained 9 lbs in 2 weeks. haha. So you know I was happy. =) I don't have much time to post. I took thousands of photos of sights and food and such. You need to see some of the amazing views I had in all my rooms, but that will be posted later. I stayed in Roma, Firenze, Venezia, and Amsterdam. I'm so pooped, but sad to be back home and   back to work. I have hundreds of interesting stories. I'll have to write about it slowly over time, although I still didn't even finish writing about my trip to Hawaii last August, which actually had some really funny stories. Ahh... well, the calendar is almost finished. I'm going to show images of the cover soon.

For now I'll post some photos of myself in my awesome room at the Westin Europa and Regina in Venezia (Venice). My stay in Venezia was toward the middle of my trip, as you can see, I gained a bit a weight, but I think posed in only flattering positions. =)I intended on making these black and white, and I will, but later. Stockings- Emilio Cavallini purchased in Firenze, bra- Victoria Secret. Ciao.

Well, I guess I wasn't able to continue blogging right away. I've been so busy, it's insane. I'm constantly doing a billion (yes, a billion) things at once. My mind is constantly working over time from the moment I wake up till the moment my sleeping pills kick in. I have so much to write about, but I don't have the time so I'll just give a quick update for now and post more about april later.First, my big project is coming along, but I'm really cutting it close with my deadline. I've been working on a calendar/website for all you Fanboys (and girls) out there called Fanvixens. It's going to feature smoking hot chicks in geek themed scenes. Omg! let me tell you, these girls are  top notch beauties, they make me jealous. Oh I'm going to be in it too. I've been having so much fun shooting these lovely ladies, but it's a lot of work to put together. I need the calendar printed before the San Diego comic con and I really want the site to be up and running before then. We'll see. Here's a preview behind the scenes photo of us dorkettes dweebing out after a shoot.^So this isn't the most flattering pic, but we were just having fun after the shoot. I fucking love these girls, and I'm warning you, this shoot was pretty hot and heavy. An often romanticized cat fight...love it.Oh here's a funny photo from another shoot for the calendar that I did on the rooftop of my home away from home at venice beach. Crowds of people were sort of standing around taking pictures from the hotdog stand. haha. I decided to take a quick snap of some of them.My parents just moved to the Philippines the other day. Before they left, I did a quick family portrait, which we hadn't done since I was like 8 or something.

^with my parents and 4 sisters- all growed up. Can you imagine the stress of having 5 pretty daughters with attitude problems. haha. I'm the exact middle, two older and two younger. The forgotten child...hence, my out of place pose. haha. =P I really wanted to put together more interesting poses, but this had to be quick. My family waits for no one. Getting everyone to sit in one spot for a few shots was a challenge! This was the only pose where everyone was actually looking at the camera. ^My dad was more into doing some dramatic Greek Hellenistic type poses every other shot. Haha. Now I know where I got that goofy trait.

In June I'm fucking going to ITALY and AMSTERDAM!!! I'm so stoked. This will be my first trip to Europe, so I've been researching like crazy! I'll be hitting up Rome for 4 nights, Florence for 4 nights, Venice for 2 nights then Amsterdam for 3 nights. If anyone's ever been to any of these places hit me up with some ideas for good grubbin' and places that stand out for visiting. I want to do some sort of wine tour in Tuscany and hit up lots of museums and historic sights, but I want to know what's really good.  Planning this trip is super overwhelming, even with the help of a great travel agent. There is just so much I want to do! I can't wait! =) My ass is going to be so fat when I get back.^Ever since I was a kid I wanted to go to Italy because it's shaped like a witch's boot.I also got some awesome bday gifts. I love the super hot gift I got from Pink ! I also got an awesome gift from Kimberly Tia. I have photos on my pocket cam, but I can't find it at the moment. I am so gonna rock these gifts in some bad ass shoots though...you know how I do. =)I also was 2nd place in Mimi's drag contest and  a runner up for Makeup Mama's drag contest. Tootsie did well with her first contests. =) I have photos of the prizes and such, but those are also on my pocket cam. That thing has to be somewhere in my mess of a room. Eck, I don't even want to think about how messy my place is right now.Also I got my new place. I'm renting the second unit in my duplex and had them break a whole in the wall, so I have double the space. 2 kitchens, 2 living rooms, 4 bedrooms, and (yikes) double rent. I fucking love it though. I'm turning the second living room into a sexy space for photoshoots. It took me 2 days straight to paint the bitch because I did some intense stenciling on one wall, but it came out fucking hot! It's black with a white damask sort of pattern. Back breaking work, I tells ya, but so worth it. I have photos of that on my little camera too!Man...so much more I want to write about, but I've got to get back to work.

Thanks for catching me off guard,  my soul food sista. I missed you too. I missed of you, though I can't say I missed you all. =PRules:Take a picture of yourself RIGHT now. No primping or preparing. Just snap a picture. Load the picture onto your blog. Tag some people to play.So I guess you can say I was digging for diamonds as I received my tag, and yes now I'm typing on my laptop. Who wants to touch my keyboard? haha. Hey if you're afraid of boogers, then you're no friend of mine. I'll "shit all over your face, kid."
More tag stuff...Getting to Know Me, Getting to Know You
Q: What made you choose your blog?
A: Much like many of my ventures in life, I started my blog out of revenge and retaliation. I'm not kidding. haha.
Q: What's your actual name?
A: Lance Uppercut, who wants to know?
Q: Do you have any nicknames?
A: Hmm, nicknames, gamer profiles, online profiles, highschool aliases I can think of atm... Supervillain1, Supervil-lynn, lynn, lynnie pooh (only my real friends can call me this), donkey puncher, fish lips, Lady kisses (haha), dingbatt, amphetamina, boodissy, choke-a-bitch, milky, milks..
.Q: Apart from the obvious make up / beauty hobby, what other hobbies do you have?
A: obvious what? I'm into art, esp photography, impressing strangers, and changing lives... whether it be for the better or for the worse...
Q: What do you do?
A: I do a lot of things. Eat, sleep, shop, and photography are at the top of the list of the things that I DO.
Q: What would you like to do?
A: I would like to win first prize in a cheese eating contest and learn how to lay solid gold eggs. Whichever comes first.
Q: Tell us something embarrassing, but that you love doing?
A: I love watching free porn and masturbating myself to sleep. Oh, you said embarrassing. Is it embarrassing to sing karaoke alone in my living room? Is it embarrassing that I can waste hours looking up clips of pranks and foreign comedy on youtube when I should be working? Hmm...is that stuff more creepy than embarrassing?
Q: Tell us a little something that we don't already know about you.
A: I might seem like an obnoxious jerk, but I am actually quite compassionate. I try to be positive and understanding with those around me. I feel hurt when my friends are hurt. I'm constantly trying to help my friends and family out. I'm not affectionate in a conventional way. I'm not a fan of hugging or verbalizing my emotions but If I care about you, I've got your back 100% and I'll take care of you like a mama hen cares for her baby chicks...to the death.
Q: What achievement are you most proud of?
A: I got student of the year in third grade.
Q: What do you most like about yourself?
A: my honesty. second most would be my sense of humor.
Q: What would you change about yourself if you could?
A: i'd want my arms to be 3 inches longer so I could reach the jar of gummy bears on my nightstand with more ease.
Q: If you could have anything in the world (that doesn't cost any money), what would you want?
A: a free time machine would be awesome.

Last month, I finally graduated from a girl to a lady. Yes, folks I'm fucking old and it sucks, but I'm part asian so thankfully time is still on my side. My skin is still as smooth as a baby's behind and my new tits are as perky as the day I bought them. Wait...I have to take a quick break from posting. This will be continued shortly.

So I've been backed up with my food posts, but fret not, I've been my regular glutenous self. I just haven't had the time to write about it.Giorgio BaldiWhat I wore...

^Dress-Guess, Shoes-Cathy Jean, Hair Flower- Hot Topic, Necklace- Nahoku

Hello? Could this be one of my new faves? I can't be sure yet since I've only been there once so far, but Giorgio Baldi has some of the best damned pasta I've ever sucked past my big old fish lips. Someone recommended I try it and I finally tried it out a few weeks ago. Boy was I ever missing out. It's located in Santa Monica off the PCH. The service to me was charming in a cocky way. Gotta love those sassy LA style waiters. This guy was quick and funny. I liked that he reminded me of a waiter from the Palms or Dan Tana's. Sassy, but still friendly and proud of his joint. -snaps fingers-We hadSteamed clams

^Juicy. flavorful. yummy.

Sweet corn ravioli with fontina cheese and truffle oil.

^God awesome. Creamy. Loved the sweet corn and Fontina. Perfect flavors. So fucking good.

Pumpkin Ravioli with fresh basil.^My favorite. Sweet and al dente. So fresh,  delicious, and buttery. This was so good. I couldn't believe how much I loved it!I also had the steak.^I was a bit disappointed that I didn't get another yummy pasta dish. The steak was good, but nothing compared to the pasta. At least I know what to order next time.The house wine was crap, but that's what I get for ordering the house wine. I also had an order of the rose champagne that came in a cute little bottle which was nice.  I'll definitely be back. I've been craving those pastas since I've been there. ugh and I'm about to have a grand slam from denny's. Not so nice, but it's 3am. It'll do I guess. Gotta nourish the booty...Melisse - A much deserved second chance.What I wore ...(This was  back in February)^Dress-Free people, boots-steve madden, belt-?I did a review on Melisse a while back and I have to say, Melisse is much better than it was the first time I went. Last time I was clowning on how the decor reminded me of the dorm room of a poor female during her first year of college. Well, since the last time I did the review, they redid the place. It's more elegant and put together. I was pleasantly surprised. I also thought the food wasn't up to par with my fine dining standard....Well, I have to say Melisse went from a C- to an A+. I couldn't believe how great the food was. It was like night and day. I was super disappointed with Melisse the first time. Now, a year later, I'm glad I gave her a second chance. The food was excellent, service was awesome, ambiance was nice. I love the place now. I will definitely be back. =)MuseIts been so long, I forgot what it was composed of, but I do remember that it was fucking awesome.Truffle eggMelting organic egg, shaved black truffles, truffle sauce$55 Supplement when substituted on tasting menuThis was amazing. I loved the flavors. I loved the wonderfully earthy and verdant truffle atop the yummy gooey egg. So exquisite.Maine Lobster "Thermidor," Creamy Spinach,  Lobster-Mustard Sabayon$5 supplement when substituted on tasting menuI loved this. It was the perfect lobster thermidor. My mouth waters just thinking about it.True Japanese Wagyu Beef "Kobe" Filet Mignon  5 ouncesPotato Leek Torte, Wild Mushrooms, Braised Boston Lettuce, Herb Jus$90 supplement when substituted on tasting menuThe meat was like butter and the whole dish was very flavorful. I savored every bite.Cheese display...a nice variety.Our cheese selection. I fucking love some good ass, smelly ass cheese. I'm a refined young lady.Passion Fruit Parfait, Coconut Sorbet, Pistachios and Lemongrass. This reminded me of the perfect tropical dessert. I loved how the flavors melded together. Sweet, tart, nutty, and verdant...so yummy.Chocolate, Chocolate, Chocolate...need I say more?

Okay, mmm mmm, bitch!

More goodies...I had this tasting with a wine pairing which was outstanding.As you can see, it's still expensive, but the quality skyrocketed. I can't believe my date and I went from joking about how we had to, "travel thousands of miles to get a decent meal" the first time we went to Melisse, to absolutely loving it the second time. I guess it's good to give places a second chance...hehe maybe they read my original review and decided to shape up. haha. (right) =POh and I went to the Ivy again a few weeks ago. I won't write another review about it. Good as always. The lobster ravioli is the way to go, man.Here's what I wore though...Guess that's all. xoxo

^yes, you can put your hands around this. yes, it's sick.Since I got so many questions and comments about waist training, I thought I'd post a little more about it. First, I want to mention it's probably not the healthiest or easiest way to slim your waist. It's painful and can be dangerous. I do it because I'm a sick individual and I am into being bonded and disciplined. Hell, my insides are probably all disfigured from years of abuse, but it makes me pretty, so I do it anyhow. Like I've mentioned, I have a high tolerance for pain. Wearing a corset at 18inches for a few hours is a walk in the park for me, but for many it would be torture to be bonded that tightly for even a few minutes. If you're still interested, read on...I get my corsets from a place called Dark Garden corsets. I think they have a website darkgarden.com . If you really want a good corset, it's going to cost you. I've bought a few $100 corsets from somewhere online (forgot the name) and they literally fell apart after wearing them a few times. The $100 corsets had the full metal boning, but they were just not constructed well. If the price seems too good to be true, it most likely is. The way I see it, you don't want to spend $100 on something that's gonna fall apart. So be cautious when ordering. After blowing a couple hundred on some duds, I just ended up sticking with what I trust. The cheapest waist trainer is about $250 from dark garden, but they are worth every penny. I've also purchased a waist trainer from trashy.com at $275. Dark garden is way better. The trashy waist trainer is cute, but not really strong or small enough. So Dark Garden is the only brand I would recommend as of now because it's what I use. I own over 30 corsets. Yes, it's expensive. Is it worth it? to me it is.So how to waist train....as much as I'd love to give you a personal how to on waist training, I'm no expert. I sort of just fell into it. All I know is that you don't magically become 18inches over night. It's a gradual process. You're supposed to start at around your waist size and gradually go tighter every time. That's not how I did it. I was about a 27" when I started and tightened down to a 23" with my first corset. I've gotten blisters and sores from overtightening too soon, but it didn't bother me. Nothing a bandage and some neosporin couldn't cure. You're not supposed to sleep in them, I've done that. You should train in cotton trainers, I've trained in whatever I thought was pretty at the moment. Did it kill me? Apparently not. Will it kill you? Who wants to know? haha. If you want to get into waist training the safe way, I'd say there is no safe way if you want results. haha. If you want to do it the fun way, well, you're going to have to genuinely think being in pain is fun. Here's some online jargon  with some tips on corset training here. There's some forum links and all that crap if you want to research before you get into it. To me, it's just a bunch of reading. I pretty much do what I want to do and pay the consequences (or not) later.So this probably didn't help much. (well, maybe the links did) I'm sure you ladies are a lot smarter and more cautious when it comes to your well being. I'd seriously advise against extreme corset training, but that would make me a hypocrite wouldn't it. Lets just say my digestive system aint what it used to be, but I have a killer hip to waist ratio which is scientifically proven to be universally sexy. Some say they would sell their soul for some killer measurements. You don't have to sell your soul just a bit of your health. Weigh your options. Is it worth it to me? Well, yes I am that vain. =P I hope I don't sound like a jerk in this post. I'm really trying not to sound negative, but I know it's hard to read someone's tone.  I'm just being my same old honest self. I think corsets are sexy as hell, just be careful. =)Hope you guys are having a great week. I'm getting over my flu. I was a lot sicker than I thought. It really fucked up my schedule, but things are getting better. Thanks for all the love. I really enjoy all of this virtual company. =) You ladies are  awesome. xoxo

The lovely Miss Dessa and Makeup Mama gave me the Sexy Blogger Award. =) I think someone else gave it to me, but I can't find the comment anymore. Let me know and I'll give you my love as well.Rules1. list 5 things that are sexy about yourself                          2. tag 5 sexy peopleSo here 5 sexy things about me, in no particular order. Damned hard to narrow it down to 5. I've never had one unsexy bone in my body (unless you count the winter fling I had in '97 haha)...

2. I cry when I masturbate...Okay, not really...That wouldn't be sexy (to most). Let's just say I don't have sex too often, but I'm a chronic masturbator (if that's even a word). I'm not embarrassed about it. It's good for you. I masturbate on average around 5 times a day. What's so sexy about masturbating ? Well, I'm assuming that I must have a strong and healthy vagina from all that getting off. There isn't anything sexier than a hardy vagine.^Flicking the bean to "Slumdong Millionare" always gets me choked up... oh man this is gonna get weird... Well, you asked for it by awarding an eccentric  nut. =P3. My stare. I was blessed with the ability to communicate and seduce with just a look. I can eye fuck the shit out of a person like nobody's business.

^My sly come hither stare...it's witchcraft.

4. My measurements. Oh yes, I went there. 30dd-24-37... Now those are extreme measurements. I wanted to look like a comic book character. Mission accomplished.  =P Am I gonna get heat for being a cocky cunt? I'll blame it on the Vicodin. yeah...the vicodin....I've got the flu and I'm taking Vicodin. haha. I ran out of tylenol and I needed acetaminophen to lower my fever...

^My shadow pre DD

5. My high tolerance and abnormal desire for pain. I won't get into details, but oh it's sexy...to some...So I'm slowly feeling better. My throat still feels funky. I hope I'm better by tomorrow. This is fucking ridiculous.Shit it's almost my birthday. I know I was born in April, but I'm no spring chicken. I need to post my yearly wishlist asap. Fuck. Being sick has set me back.Thanks for all the love, ladies. Hope this post didn't scare you off.

I'm so backed up with posts. I have a gazillion restaurant reviews and stories...i have so many photos...it's crazy. This blog is what it is-my web diary. I really like to keep up with my posts because I like to document shit as it happens. It's actually useful for me for future reference esp when it comes to restaurant selection and remembering what I've worn to dates and events. =P So I guess I'll post a bit here and there, just with less rambling, which won't be a very easy feat, but I'll try.Here are a few photos I found from February. I went to Hollywood to buy some props for my calendar.Here's what I wore

^Thundercats shirt from Aahs! (Forgot the brand since I cut the label off), Brown Tank-Mossimo (from target), Slacks-Guess, Hat-from some shop in SF, Sneaks- Diesel^I was so gay for Thundercats when I was a kid. I used to fantasize that Lion-O was my boyfriend. Nothing rated R or anything. Come on, he's a cartoon. He would just protect me and hang out with me in my fantasies. My rated-R childhood crushes were Patrick Swayze, David Bowie, Jack Tripper (threes company), Prince, and Ricky Ricardo. (to name a few) Yeah, I liked variety... who doesn't?...actually I liked a strange mix. haha.On the way to Hollywood...

So LA Tigers is your 1 stop tiger shop with all your tiger needs. With an array of stuffed tigers from white tigers... to spotted tigers....to solid black tigers. What more could a tiger lover ask for. They come in a variety of sizes from large to extra large! hahaha!I always fucking pass this place when I take side streets to Hollywood. It's on La Brea. It's been open for a while and I always crack up and ask myself why and how? It does cheer me up because its hilarious. Is there really a market for stuffed tigers in today's economy? Apparently so. So I finally took a photo of the stand (in February) while I was sporting my Thundercats shirt. Quite the fitting story, wouldn't you say? =PSo on Hollywood Blvd there is a restaurant called Greco's Pizza. There are actually two Greco's, one is near Ripley's, the other is further away from all of the hoopla (east I believe, towards the seedier side) near the hollywood halloween store and all the stripper/drag queen shops. The Greco's on the seedier side is actually way better. Don't ask me why. It's just a mere conclusion from my personal experience. I've been to both a few times and the food from one Greco's is clearly better than the other. So what do you order from Greco's? The pizza is fine. It's a standard new york style thin crust, but what I really love is the lamb Gyro.So fucking good. ask for extra sauce and smother that shit, like your ex-lover and savor the bitch. It comes with fries or a salad. The fries aren't too good. The salad seems suspect, but the Gyro is plenty for me and we all know what a glutton I am. Just get it with the fries and give them to a nearby homeless person . You'll spot plenty of them on Hollywood Blvd. I like to pour them in my purse and just sprinkle them as I skip about like some sort of french fry fairy princess. Okay I don't really do that, but seriously give your fries to a homeless guy and Jesus will add extra minutes to your life. I don't make the rules, folks.A Gift from My Pink Love I know this is really late, but a while back, I received a very special package in the mail. A love pack from my favorite Pink Kitty. She's a genuine person. A real bitch, like me. I sniffed out her awesomeness from miles away (as true bitches do) and I've been in computer love ever since. She knows exactly how I feel about her. I'd throw some bows for the little lady if she got herself in a bind, not that I can't already tell that she could probably hold her own with punks twice her size. I have some sort of weird spiritual bond with my pretty Pink cat. I see a lot of her in me, which is probably why I have such a crush on her. =P I'm so gay for her and myself. Yeah, I said it. Okay now I'm doing what I said I wouldn't do-rambling. I guess it's hard to express to people how much love I have for this girl and how great I think she is, but I'm sure lots of you ladies feel the same way about her, but just not as homo-erotically. =PShe got me:1. Darkness lashes- I'd been wanting to try them, and I love them! So thick and pretty2. Awesome ice trays. I so want to make these gummy shot glasses with the shot glass ice tray. Could you imagine yummy Haribo shots. mmm mmm bitch! =P3. Some lovely hair pieces. So me! I love them!4. Lace and plaid stockings. You know I'll be rockin' them then cam whoring in them just for Pink. =)5. A bunch of really cool masks. I haven't tried any yet because I want to post some sort of funny video on them. I really want to try them though.6. Vincent longo makeup in some really pretty neutral colors. Perfect for my daily natural look.7 Boston Cream Pie coffee. I drink this almost every day, since alcohol is no longer my daily fuel. I have to drink coffee like a regular adult. This stuff makes my house smell so yummy when it brews. Love it!

Pink, you're too fucking awesome. You totally deserve all the love you've been getting and then some. I'm glad you're feeling better. I really felt down to hear how sick you were. I can't wait for you to get down here. I can almost taste the jealousy people will be exuding  as we go gallivanting the streets of LA like the true regal bitches that we are. Can we put fries in your Balenciaga so we can sprinkle them up and down Hollywood Blvd? No? Well, we can find other ways to have fun. My treat. =)

I also wanted to say thanks to all the ladies who have been really nice with all the positive comments. Thanks for the warm wishes for my gallery. This is actually what I ended up wearing...I wanted to have a sort of eccentric artist look. =)^Cream and black ruffle blouse-lvlx, pants-bebe, black&white suspenders-Hot Topic, I like my hair pieces like I like my men- Big and black. haha. Big Flower head band- From Pink That's all folks. xoxo

The other night, my laptop was acting up while I was in the middle of editing. I'm so getting a new macbook pro this weekend, but to keep myself from tossing this one out the window I decided to keep myself busy by doing Spankedelic's Arabic makeup contest. I did the research and realized that a lot of Arabic makeup is quite equivalent to drag makeup! Similar dramatic eyes and contouring... So of course I decided to do a whole new set with Tootsie Electra. =) (click photos to enlarge)Here's the contest entry...

^Inspiration...If that doesn't look like drag queen makeup, may all your teeth fall out and hair grow in it's place.

I never join these contests to win, I do them for fun. I love having the drive to be creative. I also love seeing other peoples' entries. So if you want to enter Spankedelic's Arabic Makeup Contest , do it soon!Tootsie (muthfuckin) Electra... my tribute to the awesome performers and Club Illusion and AsiaSF...

^Like the mic? Seasoned bitches know what's up. haha.

Oh yeah,  I have a gallery showing tomorrow in Downtown LA at The Hive with inkpenmutations press. It's going to be the first event that I'll attend and not be wasted. Should be interesting. 
Well, guess I should hit the sack. xoxo