August 15, 2009

  • No more emo shit... I'm here for the issues

    Enough of that emo bs. The last "story" is actually a true one, but very unimportant and way too negative and almost schizo-sounding. So I might mark it as private so you -my true loves won't feel bad or scared for me. All I have to say is that's how we roll, I guess. Crazy, down-ass, do-or-die bitches. I mentioned that she smacked my helping hand away, but it's more like she grabbed hold of my helping hand and smacked me around with it. "stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself..." haha. I love them to pieces and I'll be there for them when they need want me. I can't help it, I'm a loyal old dog. I'm over it, but thanks for the love and well-wishes. It really means a lot. So time to get on with the real issues.

    Photography. That's my life and my business. Everyone has a story to tell and my job as a serious photographer is to bring that story to life. I'm a documentarian (no, that's not a word) with an acute sense of insight. I can bring out the entire essence of a being in a single image.

    With that being said, I bring to you, Tuan aka hot asian youth. (please click the photo to enlarge, you'll want to get the full effect of what I was going for)

    oh and if you haven't seen it, here's that funny comic con vid starring my boobs...

    actually i didn't want to embed it because the youtube comments are what crack me up. I also wanted to note that my sister and I look retarded because we were actually irritated with the dumb health care and boring political questions the lady was asking us. It's the comic con, and I'm trying to sell shit, you annoying bitch. We were actually making sarcastic comments and faces, in the few seconds that they actually used from our interview. My sister said lots more, but they just put the dumb clips in, which is what we expected. We even joked the interviewer and film crew that they would cut it like that. They said they wouldn't, but they did- big surprise. Liars can suck a bag of dicks for all I care. They just wanted everyone to seem like a bunch of jackasses, which was lame. Well, at least my boobs gave them lots of hits. *high five*

    Coming up... more comic con, more fun, more photos and a possible contest...